Careful! Bart Simpson did that once.

This mother is selling her soul on eBay in order to raise money for her kid to attend his last year at a Catholic school. (Lot’s of things philosophically wrong with this, too. She says her son “actually worships that school”, although any Catholic would know you don’t worship anything besides God.)

So far the winning bid is $300 and the bidder is, no kidding, “satanthesoultaker.”