I think my brain melted just from trying to comprehend it. Yet I have a friend who is turning that into a font!
Why is it we have people who are making fonts for comic book alien alphabets and translating the works of Shakespeare into Klingonaas, but there are still tens of thousands of Iraqi documents awaiting translation and examination? If only we could tell nerds that they’re captured documents taken from a Zobloingian flying saucer. People would gather at special rooms in comic conventions just to see who could translate the most pages in a day!