…and they finally roll out a laser comb that helps a guy grow hair!
I used to use Rogaine, but I stopped because all it did was grow this whispy peach fuzz. This comb thing is supposed to promote the growing of thicker hair. Who knows, maybe a combination of Rogaine and this comb would turn a person into Cousin It.
It’s the dream of many of us bald-paters, anyway. I remember watching that moment in “Simpson and Delilah” when Homer runs down the street sobbing with happiness at his newfound hair. It was supposed to be funny, but all I could feel was wistful. (In 1991 I had already been losing my hair for three years!)
$600. Ah well, let the early adopters try it out. It’ll be cheaper someday.
I wonder if this device can also be used to make beards grow on faces that can’t grow beards, let alone beards that can fill the whole lower half of one’s face.