(You know…I should just have a PvP category on Monitor Duty.) Scott Kurtz has announced a new cover blurb contest for his upcoming issue which will feature the infamous “Jade boob squeeze” storyline that ran on PvP years ago. For those who contend that the PvP comic book merely reruns old cartoons, I should point…
Author: thehutch
Michael is standing right behind you.
Video Game History
Beware, some of this is offensive in both political stance and language. (The poster’s comments about “a perfectly good fatality” in the Bush vs. Gore video game are also treading dangerously close to a Secret Service visit.) It’s also gosh-durned funny. Photoshopped Video Game History.
Image comics publisher interview
Scott Kurtz alerted us to this interview with Jim Valentino on Newsarama
Roz needs cash
The Wizard World Convention was expensive to attend, especially for us out of towners, and sadly it wasn’t very lucrative. Booths cost a LOT and it’s almost impossible to financially make back what it costs, although it’s certainly beneficial in terms of promotion. Regardless, it’s a drain on the expenses. Hotels, rental car, meals and…
Leia’s metal bikini
Let’s face it…George Lucas gives the fans what they want to see. (Why else do you think a monster can viciously slash Padme in the back and the result is a fetching tailored midriff-baring version of her outfit?) All the little kids who were playing with Star Wars toys in 1977 were interested in a…
We eat the pig and then we BURN!
Okay, a little more Theater Hopper greatness to tide you over: Worshipping Adam Sandler, dark lord of all evil And now, her new master
Mike Myers keeps doing the same schtick
Someone finally had to say it: The Cat In The Hat talking like Linda Richman proves that Mike Myers (while funny) has a limited supply of characters. It amazes me that he couldn’t come up with something new to do for Cat in the Hat. As soon as I saw “The Cat” doing the same…
Wizard World Texas Convention Report #1
Considering it was November 26th before I was home from the Texas convention, and then I had to leave town again for Thanksgiving and by then it was a week later, I gave up on the idea of covering the convention here on Monitor Duty. By then, it was too late, I figured. Here we…
Getting Kevin Smith hot
I guess today is “sex day” on Monitor Duty. Kevin Smith reveals in the 50th Anniversary issue of Playboy his personal fantasy. His fantasy pictorial stars his wife being seduced by Superman. This does NOT come as a surprise, really.
A writing award you don’t want to get
The Bad Sex Awards? Don’t tell my wife or she’ll nominate me. Buh-doom ching!