LIBERTAS Movie Review: Superman Returns contains spoilers and much grumpiness. Take it with a grain of salt since the reviewer is predisposed against comic book movies anyway.
Author: thehutch
Best Superman release of the year!
The bunnies present: Superman, the Movie in 30 seconds!
Candygram. Are you double-parked? I think you’re blocking me, ma’am.
Sure, they haven’t evolved since the dinosaur era but new sharks are still being discovered! They’ve found a new species of hammerhead shark. This one has a comfort grip.
Total nerd bait
Star Trek vs. Star Wars. The editing isn’t the best, but it’s still a work of genius.
Pizzaman saves the day!
Here’s a dream come true: a young man heard a woman shouting “Stop! Thief!” after a pursesnatcher robbed her. He sprang into action and helped corral the bad guy, retrieving the purse. Why a dream come true? Because he was WEARING A SUPERHERO COSTUME when he heard the damsel in distress! See, he works for…
How did Obi Wan Kenobi know who Darth Vader was?
In “Star Wars” (1977), Ben Kenobi tells Luke right off the bat about Darth Vader being a former pupil (note: none of this “padawan” nonsense – I get so sick of that word in the new trilogy). This means that Obi Wan knows who Darth is behind the mask. How? This came up in a…
Topless Dame Judy Dench screams “BEAR! BEAR!”
Bob & Brian’s Camping Story podcasts are hilarious, especially this bear story, though the hatchet accident is a close second. (To subscribe to their podcasts, just paste http://www.BobAndBrian.com/pod/BB_onDemand.xml into your iTunes or other Podcasting program.)
From Zero to Heavy Hero
A dissatisfied fan rejects foam rubber and opts for real rock in building The Ultimate Thing Costume. It’s made of stone and weighs 110 pounds.
Clothing that isn’t there
Many of us have mused that superheroines in comics tend to look like naked women with lines drawn to make it look like there’s a costume. Some characters have even been exploitative of this fact, like Girl One in “Top 10” and The Engineer of “The Authority.” Surely, some artists are having us on. And…
Monitor Duty becomes All-Keanu Central
I can’t get away from Keanu Reeves, it seems. Keanu wants to settle down, buy a house and raise a family now that he’s turned 41. FYI: I know Keanu has the rep for being a wooden surfer dunce, but many people say that he’s a genuinely nice guy. Here’s hoping he finds domestic bliss….