Fake cripple fight!!!! In 2004, South Park did an episode called “Up The Down Steroid” about the Special Olympics. One of the two plotlines involved Cartman faking a mental handicap so that he could compete in the Special Olympics and win $1000 since he easily beat the retarded kids. However, he learns that the Special…
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Funniest honeymoon ever
If you remember the Aquaman swimming naked post from the other day, you’ll love to read more of Peter’s Problems on his honeymoon Disney cruise. It involves honeymoon costumed fantasies and a guy in a bear costume. This guy either has the start of a very interesting life or his honeymoon will be so interesting…
Ghost Rider movie site
Ghost Rider movie site is up. It requires Quicktime 8. The movie’s release has been pushed back to 2007. Thanks to Brianiac for the tip.
A Very Beau Smith Christmas
Beau Smith caves in faces with a fistful of Christmas in Beau Ho! HO! 2005
Steyn (and little ol’ me) on Narnia
Mark Steyn reviews The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. I saw the movie myself last week, and enjoyed it, though it’s a bit too tame for my tastes. I don’t want LOTR-style head-lopping, necessarily, but the battle of 1000s of creatures has fewer injuries than a battle with Cobra on the G.I. Joe cartoon….
Movie sales picking up in ’06?
iowahawk: The Reel World has a list of 2006 films. Love this: “If we’ve learned anything this year, it’s that the market is really hungry for more good, slow, imponderable stories and dim lighting,” and industry analyst Tim Jarrard of the trade journal Hollywood Reporter. “The industry has listened, and I think the public will…
Apocalypto Teaser Trailer
Apocalypto – Teaser 1 This movie is going to be much harder to market since, unlike The Passion, people don’t know the story; a wordless trailer (to mask the lack of English dialogue) is just going to be strange. Nice to see Bagheera getting some screen time. Hat tip: Libertas.
You’llshootyoureyeout!
I’ve heard of One Minute Shakespeare; now, here’s the 30-second “A Christmas Story” Performed by bunnies, too. Blogging may be light until after the holidays. Merry Christmas to all of our readers. UPDATE: Late to the party AGAIN! J. Morgan Neal points out all the other wonderful 30 second bunny re-enactments. Alien, Highlander, Jaws, Star…
Germans get all the nice things
First the Sudetenland, now they get to read Brath #15, which was never released in the States. Hat tip: Brath’s writer, Chuck Dixon
Why Aquaman should swim naked
IMAO: Aquaman’s Revenge Here’s a question: how big does an aquatic creature have to be for Aquaman to control it? Can he send swarms of Sea Lice towards Ocean Master or Black Manta? Then he could just let them get away and tackle them later at the hospital while they’re covered in nothing but a…