When your concert is being attended by pensioners getting senior citizen discounts and the other seats are empty because those fans are dead, God is telling you that you are too old to rock.
Jeez, I leave the place for a few days
Bruno Kirby, R.I.P. He was Billy Crystal’s best friend in “City Slickers” and in “When Harry Met Sally.” (They were both in “Spinal Tap” as well.) I can’t believe he’s dead already. He was so young.
Oklahoma Bones!
Raiders Of The Lost Ark in 30 seconds and reenacted by bunnies. Be warned, this one is PACKED and goes by fast. Anyone get my post title joke? Well, I’m off for a few days. Hopefully everyone will keep up the content. There may even be a new author joining us soon. And on that…
Electrethical dilemma
Does R2-D2 have a conscience? I was re-watching “Revenge of the Sith” once again. You’re all right, by the way; Obi-Wan Kenobi did hear Anakin being dubbed “Darth Vader.” I was also puzzled as to how Obi-Wan knows that Vader is the same guy walking around in the mask and robes, but actually, in re-checking…
Because Blue Spider demanded it
Don’t say I never did anything for you, Chris!
Fatima is shocked at Kingdom Come
OK, I know I come in on the tail end of a lot of trends. That’s pretty obvious, as when I posted a link to a Strongbad eMail and everyone chided me for having just discovered the Homestar Runner web site five years after everyone else. Fortunately, I sidestepped that whole phenomenon of Photoshopping Admiral…
Devin’s new slash porn novel
WARNING: Seriously, the language and discussion material in this link is of an adult nature. Ye have been warned. I didn’t even realize that Devin Grayson had a new paperback novel from DC Comics, but she does. It’s called Inheritance, it focuses on the superhero/sidekick relationships of Batman/Robin, Green Arrow/Speedy and Aquaman/Aqualad, and apparently Devin…
My brother fights alongside Optimus Prime!
OK, I’m exaggerating, obviously. But I think it’s kind of cool that my brother is going to be in the new Transformers movie. He called me tonight. Apparently, Michael Bay needs shots of an AWACS plane for his movie, and it’s going to be my brother’s plane. Dang it. Now I have to actually go…
The future of comic book reviews?
Two words: Re Hearse.