IF you think this is a humor page, you're not a Democrat.
IF you had a hard time picking the best answer because they're all so true,
you're a Democrat.
A lot of people have asked me why I don't expand
this quiz to include the China Scandal, Monica Lewinsky, the Impeachment,
Hillary's candidacy, the FALN pardon and numerous other recent Clinton capers.
The honest answer is: there really isn't anything funny about it anymore.
I created this page in 1996, when the number of
Democrats and ordinary Joe Blows still needing evidence that Clinton was a
scoundrel and a liar was very high. Since then, most Americans who have the
strength to give him an honest appraisal...and even a few Democrats...have
seen what a skunk he is. Thus, the reason for continuing and expanding such
a quiz is gone. More importantly, Clinton's absolute obsession with himself
has gotten us into too many foreign entanglements, ravaged our military and
spread nuclear weapons to China (and from there, to terrorist nations)...and
I just can't find a way to joke about such serious matters. The concept of
a President so self-interested that he makes the world a more dangerous place
for his own temporary benefit should BE a joke. Our only comforts are that
he will be out soon and, the media notwithstanding, he will leave a disgrace.
