- Cat: Better make myself look BIG!
- Kryten: Could I just distract you for a brief second?
- Lister: This can't go on. One'a youse has gotta go.
- Computer: Language trace completed...
- Computer: Transmogrification sequence initiated.
- Kryten: IT'S INSANE!
- Ace: Fellas, smoke me a kipper. I'll
be back for breakfast.
- Rimmer: Oh smeg.
- Cat: Owwwwwwww! The string's MOVING!
- Holly2: I don't want to spread any panic or alarm.
- Holly1: Singing potatoes.
- Kryten: Sir, you are SICK! You are a SICK, SICK person!
- Ace: He's looking so geeky, I don't think he could get into a sci-fi convention!
- Rimmer: Holly, put a trace on him...
- Lister: I'm gonna use my brains for the first time...
- Rimmer: The king of the potato people won't let me.
- Kryten: Sir, could we take a break? I think my intelligence circuits have melted.