Category: Movies

  • Hollywood past

    Jason Apuzzo blogs…did I say blogs? I meant to say “does a doctoral thesis”…on Star Wars and the end of Hollywood’s last great age. Why We’re Going to Miss ‘Star Wars’ The opening where he recalls what it was like to watch a movie in the 1970s, in the days before piracy, home theaters and…

  • Open Season trailer

    Mad Scottish squirrels. That’s the second funniest squirrel joke I’ve read this week! (If you don’t know what the first joke was, you forgot to buy a copy of “Nick Landime” this week, didn’t you?)

  • Steyn on Batman (1989)

    Mark Steyn gets ready for Batman Begins.

  • Hollywood Reporter reviews Batman Begins

    Batman Begins is getting some good press. Now that movie previews and reviews are coming out, I’ll have to admit, I’m surprised. Over a year ago, I was sent a copy of the script and I was sure it was bogus (like most of the scripts floating around the web) and it turns out to…

  • The Force is with Madagascar

    The Sith is in its third week…and third place, below a moderately interesting animated film and a remake of a 1970s football movie. This has got to be disappointing for Lucasfilm. Yeah, yeah, it’s making money, but as John Derbyshire (no fan of Star Wars at all) points out: STAR WARS IN TODAY’S DOLLARS [John…

  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer 2

    The previous trailers have emphasized scenes that are almost word-for-word and shot-for-shot reminiscent of the movie “Willy Wonka”… but the newest trailer for Charlie and The Chocolate Factory has a very different vibe.

  • Mark Steyn tackles George Lucas and emerges triumphant

    Steyn On Screen tackles Revenge of the Sith. Here’s just one of the dozens of juicy lines: Presumably actors say yes to Lucas because they figure Star Wars will do for them what it did for Harrison Ford. Instead, Lucas turns everyone he touches into Mark Hamill.

  • Does The Island owe someone royalties?

    I will now adopt my best David Spade voice: I liked “The Island” the first time… when it was called “PARTS: The Clonus Horror”. Actually, that’s not true. I should say I liked the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode #811 where they made fun of Parts, the Clonus Horror because it contained some hilarious comments.…

  • Okay, now it’s a romantic comedy!

    Back in the mid-1990s, this movie called “Jerry Maguire” appeared. Before it debuted, the film company ran numerous trailers that were completely different in tone. Was it a sappy romantic comedy about Renee Zellwegger’s romance with Tom Cruise? Was it a cute comedy about Tom Cruise and this adorable, precocious kid? Was it going to…

  • Star Wars dethroned in second week?

    Is it really possible that Adam Sandler’s new film The Longest Yard has seized first place from The Sith already?