Category: Movies

  • Clark Kent to be in Teen Wolf remake

    This will probably be appearing in tomorrow’s “Best of the Web” (especially since I e-mailed it to Taranto): From “The Onion”, dated December 16, 1998: Gus Van Sant Prepares Shot-For-Shot Teen Wolf Remake And now: Smallville’s Tom Welling to Star in Teen Wolf Remake Oh, by the way: This is a horrible idea.

  • Spider-Bun!

    Starz Bunny Club Exclusive: Spiderman

  • Indoctrinate U Hits Theaters This Summer

    I’ve been a fan of Evan Coyne Maloney’s movies for years. His short films run the gambit from silly to scary, from frivolous to poignant. Then he turned his attention towards full-length documentaries, and his first one is finally ready to debut this year. Indoctrinate U is about groupthink on today’s college campuseseses. It is…

  • The next Napoleon Dynamite

    “How many boyfriends have you had?” “Three. How many girlfriends have you had?” “That’s irrelevant.” Another movie about the socially awkward: Eagle Vs Shark Trailer This looks terrific. I hope it opens big. I wish it wasn’t rated R, though. That cuts out all the teens who made “Napoleon Dynamite” a huge hit.

  • Silver Surfer is real!

    I used to love checking out “Theater Hopper“. Problem is, I never visited it every day because it only comes out periodically. I just bookmarked it at work and every now and then I’d dig it out of my bookmarks and read a few months’ worth at a time. Then I got laid off a…

  • Seven tips for saving Indy 4

    Cinematical Seven: Tips For Spielberg and Lucas As They Embark On ‘Indy 4’ Not a bad to-do list, frankly…though the best advice would be to let the series die gracefully and spend the money on something new.

  • The super-roofie

    I’ll have more to “say” on this later, but for now this sums up my problem with “Superman Returns”.

  • The Dude’s wise words on Captain America’s death

    Bob and Brian Interviewed Jeff Bridges on March 8th and asked about his new movie, “Iron Man”. They then asked him if he’d heard about Captain America getting assassinated. Bridges: “He’ll be back, you know. This is the comic book world.” He’s also in “The Amateurs” about a group of midwestern guys who get their…

  • Comic book movies storming box office

    Films based on comic books are still doing very well in Hollywood: ‘300′ Smashes March Opening Record; Spartans Stampede To $70 Mil Weekend; ‘Ghost Rider’ Revs Past $100 Mil Mark I want to see “300”, but I’m wondering if I dare make a trip up to the IMAX for it.

  • “Mysterious Island” artwork

    Remember when Robert Bavington asked me about a movie where a deep sea diver wore a conch shell and I nailed it? Now Robert (using a pseudonym for his art site) has posted his version of Captain Nemo from Mysterious Island.