Category: Movies

  • Is Sarah Conner Dere?

    Arnold will not be back. Coming Soon! reports that there will be a Sarah Conner TV series chronicling events happening between T2 and T3.

  • The crossover I wish they could make

    Last night I watched “Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein“ in my brand new A&C 8-pack. I would like to assume that everyone reading this has seen it, but I’m sure many of you still need to, so here: (You can get all three sets, 24 movies in all, for under $50!) The title is actually…

  • New King Kong trailer debuts

    King Kong has a new trailer. Other good trailers include “The Producers” and “Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World.”

  • I THINK this qualifies for free shipping

    Wow. $1450. Yee cats. I find it hard to believe anyone would order this. On the other hand, if there is such a person and they followed my link to get there, I’d be a rich man!

  • Oh, Sulu’s gay? Now the Jedi are coming out!

    First, there was the touching romantic comedy “Shining.” Then, the zombie virus movie “West Side Story.” And let’s not forget the horror blockbuster “Titanic.” Now view the trailer for the first gay sci fi (okay, second after “Buck Rogers in the 25th Century”). So crank up the Cher music for Romance of the Jedi.

  • I got the basic minimum amount of flair

    As a cube farm worker, I absolutely loved the movie “Office Space”. I bought the VHS tape and watched it again and again. That was back in 1999/2000…probably only a few months before my wife and I bought our first DVD player. I hated the idea of paying ANOTHER $15 for that DVD, so I…

  • I’m a big gorilla, and I want a big serial!

    King Kong might get renamed King Long. Peter Jackson has negoitated a 3 hour running time for the new King Kong. That means fewer showings a day for a movie that is now trying to make up for a $200 million budget. But I predict that this movie will be far more successfull than Spielberg’s…

  • This might be a bad movie, but it has a great trailer!

    Slither looks to be another horror/comedy akin to “Eight Legged Freaks”, albeit with many more legit scary parts. And it stars Nathan Fillion (Captain Mal of “Serenity”).

  • Movie jargon pages

    Jabootuish Jargon includes: The Misleading Masculine Moniker Rule (n): This stipulates that any incoming scientific expert in a ’50s sci-fi film will sport an androgynous or downright mannish first name (or be referred to by initials) like Pat or Steve, only to turn out to be a woman. This will set up a ‘meet cute’…

  • Wallace and Gromit opens today!

    This one snuck up on me! Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit opens today, with currently a 95% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes and 3.5 stars from Roger Ebert. Speaking of Rotten Tomatoes, Serenity stands at 81%.