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How many “walking” jokes can I do with this guy’s name in one day? Anyway, just wanted to confirm that no, Walken is not running for president, and that web site is just a prank. This is confirmed by Walken’s PR rep. What’s surprising is the number of people saying, “Awwww, I wanted him to…

Inker Tom Nguyen is asking that you find it in your heart to look at 50 stunning beauties and vote. Although it was a terrible sacrifice of my precious time, I have done so and I hope you will, too. One of my models, Lauren Hindi, is Miss MN Teen USA. She will be on…

Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment

This is off-topic, granted, but I’m a writer and every now and then I’m struck by the peculiar usage of words and phrases. That’s why, as soon as I saw this AP article entitled “Poll: Americans Say World War III Likely”, I was baffled by the title. They think World War III is likely? We’re…

This mother is selling her soul on eBay in order to raise money for her kid to attend his last year at a Catholic school. (Lot’s of things philosophically wrong with this, too. She says her son “actually worships that school”, although any Catholic would know you don’t worship anything besides God.) So far the…

Argh. Optical Illusions and Visual Phenomena and other timewasters, all courtesy of a tip from Jonah Goldberg.

Hubble spies lord of the stellar rings A recent image captured with the Hubble Space Telescope – which makes the system look uncannily like the Great Eye of Sauron from the blockbusting Lord of the Rings trilogy – confirms that Fomalhaut’s ring is curiously offset with respect to the star.

We could solve our transportation problems with a Buttered Cat Array.

All Glory To The Hypnotoad!