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Now this is how you tell a ghost story!
I’ve been meaning to post this for ages: Now that’s what I call … am I right?
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Morning laugh
I found this in my bookmarks. It was shown at a conference I attended in Boston in late 2007 as an example of how international signage can be funny: One-legged woman petting a duck that pooped
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Welcome to America, Julianna Meadows!
I previously posted that Phil and Sherry Meadows were on their way to China to finish their long adoption process. Today I received word that they are now back in the U.S.A. with their daughter, Julianna! Congrats, Phil and Sherry! Let’s see some pictures!
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Harry Belafonte was bad enough
Every time I buy bananas, I end up looking them over tentatively. Why? A beautiful bunch of ripe ba-na-na (daylight come and me wanna go ho-ome) hide de deadly BLACK TARONCHLA! (daylight come and me wanna go home) i know, I know, it’s a goofy song and tarantulas aren’t even deadly, but I think of…
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BLEG: How do I move programs?
I don’t often come blegging (that’s “using a blog for begging” for you newbies) to you guys. Well, okay, I’ll beg for you guys to click on that ad banner up above, but the term usually means begging for someone in our wide audience to come up with an answer to a question. Put simply,…
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iTunes sucks now
I don’t know that this falls under any category of our usual talk here, but I just feel obliged to warn you all: IF you are still using iTunes 6.x and iTunes is bugging you to upgrade to iTunes 7.0, don’t. At least not until they fix all the bugs. I love love love love…
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Demon Duck of DOOM?
Previously on Monitor Duty, I asked for the opportunity to name our newly discovered tenth planet Procrustes. (What’s the status on that? And do I get money?) Now, with the new fossil discovery of a vicious fanged kangaroo and a demon duck of doom, I would like to suggest that the fanged kangaroo should be…
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$150 mansion still passing by the Satellite of Love
Sorry for the goofy subject line, but I saw the news item about the late Aaron Spelling’s monster mansion going on the market for $150 million and it just reminded me of the MST3K segment during Angels’ Revenge where the Spelling mansion passes by the Satellite of Love and it is even longer than the…
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Funny guys in the NYC area
Hey, one of our readers, Chris Booth of City Hall, appears to be part of a comedy team. Cool! I bet these guys are really, seriously super-funny. I mean… well… OK, Chris hasn’t said anything funny yet, and there isn’t anything actually funny on the web site, but I’m sure they’re a riot. So, go…
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Candygram. Are you double-parked? I think you’re blocking me, ma’am.
Sure, they haven’t evolved since the dinosaur era but new sharks are still being discovered! They’ve found a new species of hammerhead shark. This one has a comfort grip.