Nicolas Cage and wife Alice are parents of boy

Nicolas’ son is named Kal-el Coppola Cage.

You know, I’ve thought about naming a son Clark, but I’d be afraid that that would be too geeky.

“Kal-el”? KAL-FREAKING-EL? If you’re determined to do a bizarre insider trivia name as the title by which your poor son is going to have to be identified for the rest of his life as he goes through the miseries of high school, dating and college…why not something REALLY obscure like “Jax-Ur Cage” or “Mix-Yes-Spit-Lick Cage” or “McGurk Cage”?

Here’s hoping his son figures out early to just go by “Kal” and hope people think it’s a tribute to Coolidge.

By the by, I don’t know what you’re seeing in that ad to the right (it might be a rotating image) but the ad I’m seeing has a man in a tux, shot from low angle, with black curly hair and glasses and a jutting jaw, reaching up for his buttons on his collar as though he’s about to duck into a phone booth. What a coincidence.