Frankly, I don’t get what the big deal is about dogeball. All these people fretting about how it’s violent and bullies beat up on the puny. Bah! Back at De Soto High School, I was the best at bodgeball. Oh, I couldn’t throw worth beans. Come to think of it, I don’t recall ever successfully hitting someone on the opposite team. BUT…no one could ever nail me, either. Dodgeball taught me how to survive.

Then again…I never had someone throwing wrenches at me, like Rip Torn does in the new movie Dodgeball. This Ben Stiller film looks like a riot.