Enough with divisive films like Fahrenheit 9/11 and the new Manchurian Candidate. Here’s a movie that everyone in Hollywood can universally applaud: Paparazzi, the story of a Hollywood star who has to deal with snoopy shutterbugs taking pictures of his private moments with his family.

A few years back…actually, probably more years than I’d like to think, since it was around the time of Duke Nukem 3D… I downloaded a game called “Paparazzi”. Actually, it wasn’t so much a game as an experience: you play a star trying to flee the incessant photographers, except that there’s no way to win and the best you can get is a few seconds of peace if you lose them for a moment. Today, I can’t even find that game, but E! Online offers this game where you can be the Paparazzo.