Boy, ever since The Man Who Would Be King, it seems like there have been numerous media references to the Freemasons. You’ve got Newsradio giving away the code words that you can say to win any court case (because all Federal judges are Masons). You’ve got From Hell revealing that Jack the Ripper was a Freemason. You’ve got The Stonecutters on The Simpsons, ripping on how the Masons control Oscar Night, hold back the electric car and made Steve Guttenberg a star. And now there’s National Treasure, a new movie about an ancient treasure hidden by the Masonic Founding Fathers of America with clues hidden in our money.

Boy, for a supersecret organization that runs everything, they sure aren’t good at clamping down on leaks. You can bet someone’s getting punished with a large cricket bat!