Exclusive: First Review of ‘King Arthur’

The actor playing Lancelot will be portraying Reed Richards in the new “Fantastic Four” movie. His name is Ioan Gruffudd. If you are not able to pronounce it, try this: pull out a heavy book, open it to the middle, slap your john thomas in the crevice and then slam the book shut fast. Works every time. (If you are a woman…just go look up a hyphonetic pronounciation of the name. I don’t believe in violence against women.)