Let’s face it…George Lucas gives the fans what they want to see. (Why else do you think a monster can viciously slash Padme in the back and the result is a fetching tailored midriff-baring version of her outfit?) All the little kids who were playing with Star Wars toys in 1977 were interested in a different kind of fooling around by the time of 1983, when Leia’s Metal Bikini appeared.
[…] that’s where we’re going to stop, even though, as with The Thing, I’ve barely given you the premise as…