The movie The Brown Bunny got some truly devastating reviews at Cannes. It’s a long boring movie where nothing happens until the end when the ostensible hero gets pleasured by his girlfriend.
Now we have the trailer which couldn’t possibly convince anyone to see it. I mean, the trailer is bad! This is a movie which is going to do boffo blockbuster earnings just from people wondering how bad it could be. (Note: trailer contains nudity.)
[…] that’s where we’re going to stop, even though, as with The Thing, I’ve barely given you the premise as…