Boy, reading this can take longer than the three TPBs of Dork Tower I bought at Wizard World!
The Canonical List of Famous Last Words of role-playing characters offers such gems as “OK, I moon the Balrog” and “I take my missing leg that he just ripped off, and hit him on the head.” Thanks to Aaron Williams for the link.
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