What kind of Jedi are you? – Be Warned, there is a vulgarity in the quiz. (WHY do people do that?)
Sadly, I am not a Jedi. I am Han Solo. Actually, I had to fiddle with the results to get that one; I’d originally chosen all the horny answers that related to Padme but I didn’t like being young Anakin, so I changed them all to horny answers about Leia even though I never really like Leia.
[…] that’s where we’re going to stop, even though, as with The Thing, I’ve barely given you the premise as…