HE MOLESTED A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL
WHILE HE WAS COACHING HER IN GYMHE READS COMICS
AFSHIN BAHRAMPOUR READS GREEN LANTERN EVERY MONTH
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Okay, not all publicity is good publicity. Like when child molesters fill out subscription forms for Green Lantern and then go to court in order to get their comic books.
While an inmate at Snake River Correctional Institution, Bahrampour subscribed to the Green Lantern comic books and purchased copies of White Dwarf and Muscle Elegance.
Definitely one they don’t want to use for that promotional ad campaign.
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