Hey, Newsweek, What States Can We Cheat In?


I went looking for a list of the states that will collect ballots after the election. I found a Newsweek (I know) piece entitled “These states invalidate mail-in ballots after Election Day.”

A better title would be “Here Are The 16 States That Will Enable Rampant Fraud In The Upcoming Election.” (Plus Washington DC)

Aside from Alaska, where I can see a valid reason for accepting late mail, all of the others are giving from three days to HALF A MONTH (freakin’ California) for the ballots to be received and be counted, and the only thing stopping fraud is that they must be postmarked by Election Day.

Oh. Postmarked. HEY! Remember this New York Post article about that Democrat operative who talked about how many corrupt post office people they have on their side? You don’t imagine that, somewhere in the vastness of America, that dirty tricksters will be able to get their hands on a postmarking device? Naw, I’m sure those are harder to get than the key to Fort Knox, right? Because all you’d need is a postmarking device, and a huge pile of those ballots they’re mailing out to erroneous recipients, and the knowledge that day after the election of how many votes you need to tip it over to Biden in Iowa, Kansas, Florida, Maryland, North Dakota, Utah and West Virginia, and you just may have some dirty pool.

OH! Wait! I’m wrong. In the sixth paragraph, the “journalist” Alexandra Hutzler says that “President Donald Trump does not back voting by mail and falsely claims that it will lead to increased fraud.”

So…any worries of fraud are false. Glad we have the press to blindly assure us.



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