I’m tempted to do that David Spade “I liked it the first time I saw it…when it was called The Prophecy!” except I didn’t like The Prophecy. It looks to be yet another post-religious film with little understanding of doctrine aside from what it can use to tell the story it wants to tell.
Wait a minute… people in an isolated diner facing off against supernatural menace?
Actually, it bears more similarity to “Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight” which was an okay movie.
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