The Agony Booth reviews Superman IV. I’m sending you there and I’ve yet to read a word of it.

It’s going to hurt.

And it’s going to hurt for 12 pages!

It’s a 12 page long review! That’s stunning. Because even Agony Booth’s classic review of Mr. T’s “Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool” is only nine pages. The “so-unwatchable-it-was-squelched” Fantastic Four movie only took seven pages. The Armageddon mega-review took 13 pages, but that’s because it was broken into 15 minute segments.

However, Batman and Robin took 13 pages. Maybe bad comic book movies need more time to explore because they’re bad in so many ways.

So, wow. 12 pages. It even has video segments!

Like…the “Rebuild-the-Great-Wall-Of-China” Vision scene!