…and they finally roll out a laser comb that helps a guy grow hair!

I used to use Rogaine, but I stopped because all it did was grow this whispy peach fuzz. This comb thing is supposed to promote the growing of thicker hair. Who knows, maybe a combination of Rogaine and this comb would turn a person into Cousin It.

It’s the dream of many of us bald-paters, anyway. I remember watching that moment in “Simpson and Delilah” when Homer runs down the street sobbing with happiness at his newfound hair. It was supposed to be funny, but all I could feel was wistful. (In 1991 I had already been losing my hair for three years!)

$600. Ah well, let the early adopters try it out. It’ll be cheaper someday.