Category: Movies

  • From the makers of “That’s My Bush!

    …as well as “Cannibal: The Musical!” and “Baseketball” comes the new surefire hit Team America: World Police. Creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker say that the marionette show will be a satire of Jerry Bruckheimer movies. At Comic-Con, they showed a few clips, including Team America obliterating France and Kim Jong Il being interrogated by…

  • Oh, by the way…

    Just thought you’d like to know that the Batman Begins teaser trailer is online. The trailer isn’t much to look at, although that’s maybe the good news given the godawful spectacles of the last few Batman films. They at least seem to have the right mood for a Batman movie, and that’s probably the most…

  • I smell a messy diaper…I mean, lawsuit

    I think someone forgot to look up the availability of a superhero name before they named one of the Superbabies “Bouncing Boy.” Whoops!

  • TV to catch

    I’m always forgetting to watch shows, so I’m going to post these ahead of time. Adult Swim this weekend features a new Sea Lab 2021 episode, The Neptunati about a secret cult that controls people through miniature John Wilkes Booths. Right before that, in case you (like me) missed it the first time, is the…

  • Catwoman: 1 out of 10 like it

    Catwoman (2004) gets an 89% disapproval rating. Wow. I was ALMOST tempted to shell out the $5 to catch a matinee just to write my own review, but I think there will be little mud left to sling.

  • A movie Hollywood can universally support

    Enough with divisive films like Fahrenheit 9/11 and the new Manchurian Candidate. Here’s a movie that everyone in Hollywood can universally applaud: Paparazzi, the story of a Hollywood star who has to deal with snoopy shutterbugs taking pictures of his private moments with his family. A few years back…actually, probably more years than I’d like…

  • The course just got bigger

    Dale Gribble once said, “You can’t be a respected university these days without offering a major in commercial jingles or the films of M. Night Shyamalamalan.” Of course, with only three major films under his belt, that’s not a big course. But we’re only days away from The Village. Hey, maybe the monsters outside The…

  • Lois Lane joins “Smallville

    Smallville’s fourth season will include new love interests for Clark Kent and Lana Lang, including Lois Lane.

  • Sky Captain trailer and undersea battle clip

    After looking at this new Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow trailer and clip, I have to say…I’ve no idea what to think. Again, I think it’s an imaginative idea and the art design is incredible. I love the obvious homages to the Fleischer Superman cartoons. That said… CGI battles just DON’T do anything…

  • Great Clips (no, not the hair salon)

    You can now view two new I, ROBOT clips I was surprised that my brother doesn’t want to see this movie. I guess he’s thinking it’ll be another Minority Report, or worse, A.I. Frankly, I think the movie looks awesome and I hope I can review it for Monitor Duty. Speaking of which…Paramount recently contacted…