Previously on Monitor Duty, I asked for the opportunity to name our newly discovered tenth planet Procrustes. (What’s the status on that? And do I get money?)

Now, with the new fossil discovery of a vicious fanged kangaroo and a demon duck of doom, I would like to suggest that the fanged kangaroo should be named the “Carnaroo“. Officially, it’s already named “Ekaltadeta” but that’s NOT A NAME.

As for the latter, I don’t think there’s any better name than demon duck of doom.

I wish Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew were still being published, because Demon Duck of Doom is one cool name for a supervillain.