I loved that quote (by the Big Brother version of Mom on Futurama). But it turns out that it can happen:
Russian squirrel pack kills dog
Cosmo is, of course, getting his dander up about it.
Turns out the squirrels are turning to “other food sources” due to a famine. There must be a squirrel version of Stalin diverting pine cones to other provinces.
[…] that’s where we’re going to stop, even though, as with The Thing, I’ve barely given you the premise as…