Be sure to go outside and check out the moon tonight so you can see the Summer Moon Illusion.
Remember that monster moon in “Joe vs. The Volcano”? Of course you don’t. How about the moon from Cher’s “Moonstruck”, where there’s this gargantuan screen-filling moon? Well, that’s what this looks like.
By the way, both of those movies were by John Patrick Shanley. He was obsessed by giant moons.
I could make a “Marlon Brando dropping his pants” joke here, but I won’t.
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