I never realized that the presidential turkey pardon is pretty much a feel-good hoax since food turkeys don’t live long as petting zoo birds. Frankly, with all due respect to true vegetarians out there, I think the bird’s life has more purpose if it gets eaten rather than living a few more days and then getting thrown out.
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