The “Metrosexual” is defined as “a dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle.” In layman’s terms, you act like a preening gay but you’re straight. Since the term is still rather ill-defined, perhaps the best way to tell if this applies to you is to take the “Are You A Metrosexual?” Quiz

My score, by the way, was a big fat zero. Lost cause. Although, oddly enough, I did score 32% that I might be one of the Crab People.